8:41 am

*dut-dut-dut-dut, dut-dut-dut-dut*

*Snooze*

*dut-dut-dut-dut, dut-dut-dut-dut*

*Snooze*

Ok, come on. You're getting up the next time it goes off. Seriously. Really. Come on. Get up.

*dut-dut-dut-dut, dut-dut-dut-dut*

*Snooze*

I'm moving my alarm across the room tonight. Does that actually work?